(Source: incolorium)

lustingforchocolate:

i know.

lustingforchocolate:

i know.

(Source: bottlesofwhine)


(Source: m-orphine)




(Source: fly-away-above-the-horizon)

me: does 5 situps
me: where are my abs

(Source: pokec0re)



(Source: things-i-cannot-escape)


(Source: deathlydoubts)


(Source: a-c-u-m-e-n)

girl: i'm having vagina surgery
boyfriend: i know
girl: i love you
boyfriend: i love you too
after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
girl: where is my boyfriend
dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
girl: what
me: wow i love my life it's actually perfect right now
me 3 minutes later: i hope a meteor falls from the sky and kills me right fucking now