girl:
i'm having vagina surgery
boyfriend:
i know
girl:
i love you
boyfriend:
i love you too
after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
girl:
where is my boyfriend
dad:
who do you think gave you the vagina
girl:
what
me:
wow i love my life it's actually perfect right now
me 3 minutes later:
i hope a meteor falls from the sky and kills me right fucking now